PEDRO ‘CHONG’ CHORIZO / Co-host - Chorizo Brothers
PEDRO ‘CHONG’ CHORIZO
Actor / Executive Producer
BORN:1975, So I am young, but I still know shit.
ABITITIES: Doggie style, producer, actor, director, pool guy, landscaper, boom operator, nipple icer, lotion boy, cook, towel boy, nipple piercer, camera man, mechanic, cabana boy, bondage trainer, S&M instructor, CPR, first aide, little league coach, A’s fan, and one time, and one time only… “fluffer”. (I was young and needed the money)
WEIGHT: 120 ish ++++
WHO IS CHONG CHORIZO? Some people call me conceited, yeah. Some people call me arrogant, yeah. Some people call me a prick, okay. Fuck the cock sucking douche bag spowie spitting, sperm burping, gutter sluts. Who the fuck do those sons of motherless whores think they are? They can all eat my shit and get seconds. They should all be dragged naked through the streets, put up for public display and shot… but who am I to criticize?