JOE ‘CHUY’ CHORIZO / Host - Chorizo Brothers
JOE ‘CHUY’ CHORIZO
Actor / Executive Producer
BORN:1969, Ya thats right, 69…. Hehe
′WEIGHT: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I’m f**king fat. I need to loose some f**king weight. I’m big f**king boned. Get over it already.
SIGN: F**king Capricorn
DIRECTOR OF OVER FIVE HUNDRED ADULT MOVIES, DIRECTOR HALL OF FAME, ONE OF THE CREATORS OF ZOO PORN, WHO IS CHUY CHORIZO?
I’m the bottle half empty, but not yet full, the glass you can see through, the sun burns through and creates the rays that enlighten the darkness that surrounds our world. I am the love that looks for passion. I am the blood that flows to you heart. I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I’m like the guy that accidentally puts his cock in your ass. I’m the guy that accidentally cums in your mouth. I am the guy who fucks your sister, puts it on video tape and sells it for $69.95, ($25 wholesale). But if you meet me at Saugus Swap Meet on a Sunday, you can buy three tapes for $10. Yes, I am that guy.